just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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