i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
