one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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