There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Is it because I queefed?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
