I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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