direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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