i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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