He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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