She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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