So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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