Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This beer is not sobering me up at all
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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