Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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