So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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