was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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