Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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