i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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