Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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