Buhtt sex?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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