speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
