Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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