I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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