She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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