Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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