I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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