i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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