Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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