i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Randomize
