I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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