I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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