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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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