I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
they need to just BURY HIM!
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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