Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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