Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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