one two three fourrrrnication!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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