so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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