In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
