so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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