WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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