We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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