Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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