I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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