scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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