Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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