your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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