all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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