just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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