WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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