is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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