I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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