Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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